PRIVACY POLICY

If you are looking for a privacy policy, you came to the wrong website. We don’t have a policy nor do we even begin to know how to guard your data. We are not tech savvy nor can we even tie our shoes and chew gum at the same time. We’re lucky this website is even up and running.

Who do you think we are, you might ask? Well, we’re a bunch of self loathing musicians. We don’t care about privacy. As a matter of fact, we embrace publicity!

However, if it makes you feel better to hear us say “Your Privacy is important to us and we will do our best to protect it… yada, yada, yada…” There, I said it.

To be frank, most companies will auto generate a generic privacy policy from the internet just to make you feel good however we’re honest enough to say “We guarantee that we cannot keep your data private but will try. There are hackers out there that are way better then we are and IF …  WHEN we get hacked, we promise to panic, blame the Russians and keep it from you until you find out.”

Listen, if Apple got hacked, a trillion dollar company with the best programmers in the world, what makes you think we stand a chance. So do whatever it is you need to do to protect YOURSELF. May we suggest the following:

  1. Update your system, browser, and important apps regularly, taking advantage of automatic updating when it’s available.
  2. Install some kind of Antivirus, Antispyware, Antiphishing, heck if it says “Anti”, install it.
  3. Install a firewall that blocks hackers from entering and using your computer.
  4. Use strong passwords. NOOOO… “1234” is not a password nor is your birthday. Be original!
  5. Protect your private information. That’s right – “PROTECT”. For those of you who keeps pretending not to know how to use a computer, STOP IT. Don’t have your significant other nor your kids create an account for you. Be the adult in the house. You are reading this so you must be on a computer.
  6. Finally, STOP clicking everything you see. Clicking is like a drug. You sure as hell did not win the lottery by just simply sitting at home. So, if you did not go out and pay for a chance to win the lottery, DO  NOT   CLICK  ! And if you did buy a lottery ticket, you’re a LOSER. Get away from this website and stop preaching to us.

Thank you for using our services. We aim to be transparent and where else should we start but here.

Sincerely,

Musicians’ Club Team